I was living in England back when the Spice Girls were at the height of their fame. They were seriously major!! (did I just
use that word?)
Young girls all over the UK were going girl power crazy and I am (not to) proud to say that even though I definitely wasn't into their music -although I do know all the lyrics to Stop (...right there, thank you very much, I need somebody with a human touch. Hey you, always on the run, gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun). Anyway, what I was saying was, even though I wasn't necessarily into their music I did have (still have) a little girl crush on them. Actually, it was mainly on Victoria Posh Spice Adams. To this day I really don't know why though. Firstly - I'm not a lesbian, secondly - she's actually kinda frightening to look at - particularly after that ridiculous boob job (although she does look pretty when her hair's off her face...and it's not blond) and thirdly her dress sense is kinda terrible for someone who considers themselves a fashion icon.
However, because I'm still a little bit taken with her I thought I'd tune into her show last night on nine. WOW. She's Bonkers...funny bonkers, but bonkers none the less.
It's been panned this morning by the Americans - which is rather hipocritical seeing as they are the masterminds of some of the worst reality television dribble I have ever seen and also boast the most "self promoting and self Indulgent" celebrities in the world - I think Posh will fit in perfectly.
Anyway, I'm quite sure she was taking the piss out of herself (Please tell me that's what you were doing Posh) with her over the top AbFab persona. I only wish she'd lose the silly hairdo. Granted,the long extensions she was sporting for a couple of years made her look like a porn star. But the POB was nice. This new bleached blond bizo is just weird...is it a bob? short? what???
I still have a little crush though